The office lady who told me I look like Owen Wilson (both of those conversations really happened) just walked by my desk.
She said, "Hello, Mr. Olsen."
I assume that she meant "Mr. Wilson" or "Owen Wilson," and not my neighbor "Mr. Olsen." She got it wrong the first time she tried to tell me too. She said "You look like that actor. What's his name? Wilson Owen."
I don't know. She's from Barbados or something.