I was walking past this woman's desk and she goes, "You look like Owen Wilson."
And I said, "Really? Umm...thank you?"
And she said, "Yeah. Right after he tried to kill himself."
I said, "That seems overly harsh. How long ago did it take you to think of that?"
She said, "I just thought of it now."
I said, "Last night?"
She said, "Earlier this morning."
I said, "Ah."
She said, "Seriously, though. Get a haircut."
I said, "I know. I have been meaning to."
She said, "Fuck 'meaning to.'"
I said, "Whoa, whoa."
She said, "Okay sorry. But are you going to?"
I said, "I could tell you I am, but I would have said that last week and I still haven't. So what do you want me to say?"
She said, "I don't care anyway, I don't even know why we're talking about it."
I said, "You had to make your stupid joke."
She said, "Well this whole thing seems contrived anyway."
I said, "Maybe, but I really don't want to go back to work."
She said, "Well you probably should unless you want to get fired."
I said, "Maybe I do..."
She said, "No you don't."
I said, "I know. Soo....whatelse, whatelse, whatelse.."
She said, "Go sit down."
I said, "Okay."
She said, "And fix the internet in your house."
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Lying In Bed Just Like Owen Wilson Did
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